A Quote by Henny Youngman

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
American - Comedian
March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.'

Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

The sun gives you ulcers, the wind gives you T.B. Once you were beautiful.

Sylvia Plath

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

Ed Koch

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

Vicki Baum

Peptic ulcers became more common in the 20th century at the same time that these theories of Freud and other psychoanalysts became popular. And somehow those meshed, and this tradition emerged that ulcers were caused by stress or turmoil in one's life.

Barry Marshall

I don't have ulcers; I give them.

Harry Cohn

The 20th-century ulcer epidemic was a sign of good health in American people - good diet, strong acidity and healthy immune response actually make ulcers more likely. That's why businessmen eating giant T-bone steaks were prone to ulcers.

Barry Marshall

I dont have ulcers, I give them

Harry Cohn

Bleeding ulcers run in my family, we give them to each other.

Lois McMaster Bujold

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.

Mark Vonnegut

It is a happy circumstance that when nature gives us true burning desires, she also gives us the means to satisfy them. Those who want to win and lack skill can get someone with skill to help them.

Ed Seykota

Baboons have the exact physiology as humans do. They also get the same stress-related illnesses, such as ulcers and heart disease.

Robert Sapolsky

Time gives growth, it gives continuity and it gives change. And in the case of some sculptures, time gives a patina to them.

Andy Goldsworthy

A coach can't be concerned with the poor ballplayer. If the player can't make it, he's got to be out right away. It's a very tough aspect of coaching, and in this aspect I was weak. Also, some guys get fat on coaching, they get healthy and strong, but other guys get ulcers.

John McNally

I would never advise anyone to stay in the closet to further their careers - I'm sure it leads to big fat gay ulcers. There are actors I know who won't come out, and I can see it crippling them as human beings. It's a great shame that people can't be who they are in the 21st century, and people won't let them be who they are.

Ben Daniels

If vitality gives a man's perspectives color, if community bonds give them breadth, if awareness of the land makes them realistic, a deep sense of loyalty gives them personal meaning and integrity.

Harry Ransom

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