A Quote by Henny Youngman

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Henny Youngman

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Car Brother Car Wash Lifeguard My Brother Wash

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Henny Youngman
American - Comedian
March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

Johnny Carson

But it's writing, damn it, not washing the car or putting on eyeliner. If you can take it seriously, we can do business. If you can't or won't, it's time for you to close the book and do something else. Wash the car, maybe.

Stephen King

The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power.

Sloane Crosley

Myself, my little brother and my cousins have all been victims of racist police or prejudice, getting pulled over in a car and having to search the car for no reason.

Caris LeVert

Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash.

Sarah Dessen

Isn't horrible weather great? It means I don't have to wash my car!

Donna Brazile

I lost my brother in a car wreck when I was 14 years old. When I decided I wanted to be a country singer, my dad always told me, 'Son, you should write a song about your brother.'

Blake Shelton

All those car battles with my brother Ned were excellent training. Even now, on the set, if we're getting into a vehicle, I'll yell 'shotgun' first. Thus forcing Steve Martin into the back of the car.

Chevy Chase

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

Dave Barry

I like Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket.

Billiam Coronel

I'm a tough person. I wasn't afraid of other kids because I understood that someday they'd wash my car.

Johnny Weir

I used to work selling ice lollies and sweets on the road. I worked at a car wash as well.

Richarlison

Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

Pete Rose

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Bum Phillips

I try to not wash my hair a lot because it takes the moisture out of the hair. If I don't work, I wash it every two or three days. I don't brush my hair after I wash it, and I let dry naturally.