A Quote by Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I don't know! Nobody has ever known. Why would Jesus have remained unmarried if he had known the secret? He knew the secret of the kingdom of God, but he did not know the secret of remaining happy in marriage. He remained unmarried. Mahavira, Lao Tzu Chuang Tzu, they all remained unmarried for the simple reason that there is no secret; otherwise these people would have discovered it. They could discover the ultimate - marriage is not such a big thing, it is very shallow - they even fathomed God, but they could not fathom marriage.
A secret is powerful when it is empty. People often mention the "Masonic secret." What on earth is the Masonic secret? No one can tell. As long as it remains empty it can be filled up with every possible notion, and it has power.
A secret remains a secret until you make someone promise never to reveal it.
The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor, because marriage throws you curveballs. It is not easy.
What good is a secret if it remains a secret ... Secrets are meant to be discovered.
People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.
There's something quite magical that can happen when a secret is no longer a secret - or is a shared secret or a common secret. By allowing those boundaries to be porous, certain forms of oppression may be lifted.
There's a thing when you're always working on something you really love, and this one we loved so much, it feels like you have a secret, and you can't wait to let people in on the secret. But at the same time, there's that moment where, "What if they get the secret and they think the secret is stupid?!"
It is the privilege of the rich To waste the time of the poor To water with tears in secret A tree that grows in secret That bears fruit in secret That ripened falls to the ground in secret And manures the parent tree Oh the wicked tree of hatred and the secret The sap rising and the tears falling.
[on the secret to a happy, content life] Do you want to know what my secret is? I don’t mind what happens.
The secret of a happy marriage is to serve God and each other.
People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it's 'don't talk about it.'
People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it's 'don't talk about it.
It's very, very difficult I think for us to have a transparent debate about secret programs approved by a secret court issuing secret court orders based on secret interpretations of the law.
The biggest secret about success is that there isn't any big secret about it, or if there is, then it's a secret from me, too. The idea of searching for some secret for trading success misses the point.
The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe.
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