A Quote by Iain Stirling
I get recognised on the phone because it's harder to cover up your voice than your head. You can put a hat on or something, but I can't do accents.
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I'm used to working with a rehearsal process and your body. It's a different thing to just be a voice. It's liberating, on one hand, because you get to show up in sweatpants and with Doritos on your fingers, but on the other hand, it's limiting because it's just your voice.
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