A Quote by Ilona Andrews

Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

Ilona Andrews

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Carrying His Horns Lion Moon Pie

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Ilona Andrews
American - Writer

The sun's nearly level with the horizon, right behind his head, making this weird halo effect around his face—as if! I'm surprised he doesn't smell like brimstone. He probably has a red pitchfork and hides horns under his hair.

Karen Marie Moning

Truth is, right now two bombs could drop out of the sky and blow up this house and whatever building you're in and just obliterate Dischord and Pitchfork. And there'll be some people crying, there'll be some slow singing, but for 99% of the world, it won't even affect the fly on their soup. Most of the world never have, or ever will hear of me, Fugazi, or Pitchfork. Right now, someone just got killed in Ukraine. Do you feel any different?

Ian MacKaye

I was raised Catholic, but the devil was never with a pitchfork.

Parker Posey

Neither blows from pitchfork, nor from the lash, can make him change his ways. [Fr., Coups de fourches ni d'etriveres, Ne lui font changer de manieres.]

Jean de La Fontaine

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.

Jonathan Swift

I feel closest to God with a pitchfork full of crap in my hands. I'm serious!

Tab Hunter

A man's motive in the small actions of daily life, like resting a moment on his pitchfork in the sun and listening intently, may be the most important thing about that man.

Haniel Long

You may drive out nature with a pitchfork, yet she'll be constantly running back.

Horace

If we throw mother nature out the window, she comes back in the door with a pitchfork.

Masanobu Fukuoka

If you drive nature out with a pitchfork, she will soon find a way back.

Horace

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

Al Yankovic

Mainstream success is important - that's probably anathema to an indie publication like Pitchfork, but it's what I believe having experienced it personally.

Courtney Love

What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?