A Quote by Ilona Andrews

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay. — © Ilona Andrews
I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I don’thave any canine brethren.” “How can you say that! You’re a werewolf.” “That’s right. I’m a werewolf, not a poodle. What makes you think I have any kinship with dogs?
I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.
For a decade, I was a stay-at-home mom. I sent my husband to his law office, sat on PTA boards and baked cookies - great cookies. All of a sudden, I had no husband, no job, few prospects, and two small children who had grown accustomed to eating.
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.
Cheesecake and cookies is something I can't stay away from.
One must accept the fact that we have only one companion in this world, a companion who accompanies us from the cradle to the grave - our own self. Get on good terms with that companion - learn to live with yourself.
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.
So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side.
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.
The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
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