A Quote by Ira Glass

The Flash could do everything twice as fast. Except you never saw him think twice as fast or speak twice as fast. Could he do math faster than the other superheroes? Could he compute the tip for the bill twice as fast?

Ira Glass

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Ira Glass
American - Journalist
Born: March 3, 1959

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

Norman Ralph Augustine

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

Euripides

When we started off it was all nervous energy and we probably played everything twice as fast as we do now.

Dan Hawkins

I'm twice as funny, I'm twice as smart, I'm twice as whatever when I'm around other people that challenge me.

Andrew Stanton

Walking was not fast enough, so we ran. Running was not fast enough, so we galloped. Galloping was not fast enough, so we sailed. Sailing was not fast enough, so we rolled merrily along on long metal tracks. Long metal tracks were not fast enough, so we drove. Driving was not fast enough, so we flew. Flying isn't fast enough for us. We want to get there faster. Get where? Wherever we are not. But a human soul can only go as fast as a man can walk, they used to say. In that case, where are all the souls? Left behind.

Margaret Atwood

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

Groucho Marx

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Groucho Marx

If Kurt Angle's leg fell off, he'd hop twice as fast to make up for the loss of mobility, man. There's no quit in him.

Samoa Joe

A program that produces incorrect results twice as fast is infinitely slower.

John Ousterhout

Women hate each other in science. You know why? Because the few that are around were trained by men. They survived by being twice as good and twice as competitive and twice as badass as the guys.

Allegra Goodman

This is the question I'm asking: Do Americans live twice as long because they consume twice as much energy as Europeans? Are you people twice as smart as the average Frenchman? Do you enjoy life twice as much as the average Danish guy? What have we gotten for consuming twice as much energy as Europe? What have we gotten in return?

Vaclav Smil

When you live in the shadow of a big tree, you have to run twice as fast to get into the sunlight.

Leonard Lauder

Twice a week I'll run fast quality workouts either on the track or road.

Jonathan Brown

I only read the left-hand pages, so I finish books twice as fast.

Martellus Bennett

Working ten hour days allows you to fall behind twice as fast as you could working five hour days.

Isaac Asimov

Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the Tesla. And it has fantastic handling by the way. I mean this car will crush a Porsche on the track, just crush it. So if you like fast cars, you'll love this car. And then oh, by the way, it happens to be electric and it's twice the efficiency of a Prius.

Elon Musk

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