A Quote by Irwin Corey

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office. — © Irwin Corey
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
Me? Well, I don't know, I must go to a dictionary and learn what a crook is. I've never been a crook.
Nixon was a crook, but he was our crook. He didn't have the KGB do the Watergate job.
I am happy to have done both 'Crook' and 'Kya Super Kool Hai Hum' but 'Crook' did not do well and one can't say what went wrong.
There are people who say, 'Oh, he's a crook.' But I'm not a crook.
People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.
A crook is a crook, and there's something healthy about his frankness in the matter. But any guy who pretends he is enforcing the law and steals on his authority is a swell snake. The worst type of these punks is the big politician. You can only get a little of his time because he spends so much time covering up that no one will know that he is a thief. A hard-working crook will-and can-get those birds by the dozen, but right down in his heart he won't depend on them-hates the sight of them.
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will keep you out of jail in the first place.
When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.
I made my mistakes, but in all of my years in public life, I have never profited, never profited from public serviceI have earned every cent. And in all of my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I could say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination, because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.
Nixon was a crook, of course, but he was also a rabid football fan - and he knew the game, which still astounds me, but I have always had a soft spot for him because of it.
Well, I'm not a crook.
I am not a crook.
The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.
I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.
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