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Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

J. B. Smoove

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J. B. Smoove
American - Actor
Born: December 16, 1966

I was so scared the first time I flew the flight attendant called me Whitey.

Nipsey Russell

I don't throw money away. First class tickets are very expensive. Why should I fly first class if I can fly business, which is the same thing? I would only fly first class if the ticket included access to some sort of special compartment that could save me if there was any crash.

Silvio Santos

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.

Bill Burr

The fates have a way of demanding of a man that he suffer his greatest moments all by himself; being lone seems as often attendant upon reality as being in company is attendant upon the flight from reality.

Murray Kempton

We didn't know music had all these names. We made up SupaFunkRock on a plane when a flight attendant asked us what we play.

Trombone Shorty

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Natasha Leggero

Every time I fly first class, I'm like, 'Damn dude, this is sick!'

Geraldine Viswanathan

My mom liked to have us travel in first class with her. She's like, 'I work for my money, and I want my kids to live a certain kind of way.' My dad used to get so mad at my mom for flying us first class. So it was a clash on that.

Evan Ross

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

David Spade

My father took my mother, me, and my brother from Sicily to New York. He got us one-way tickets but booked himself a return flight. He dumped us with my mother's parents, who had just arrived from Italy, and abandoned us. That was 1986. I didn't see or speak to him for another 12 years. That's cruel.

Paulie Malignaggi

Let us damn America, let us damn Israel, let us damn them and their allies until death.

Sami Al-Arian

I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit.

Evangeline Lilly

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Adam Richman

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.

The Rev

Having the opportunity to fly the first flight of something like a space shuttle was the ultimate test flight.

Robert Crippen

My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get myself a job where I could travel. I did it for two years and had great fun.

Jacqueline Winspear

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