A Quote by J. B. Smoove

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

J. B. Smoove

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Authentic Give Italian Mustache Restaurant Seat

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J. B. Smoove
American - Actor
Born: December 16, 1966

My favourite area of Milano is by the canons - I go to an authentic Italian restaurant around there on a Sunday for delicious food.

Bianca Balti

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

Hari Kondabolu

I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache.

Jean Dujardin

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

Jesse Ventura

My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just assumed I'm an immigrant and I don't speak English, which is fascinating. It was a fascinating thing to discover how I looked versus my brother with a mustache.

Hari Kondabolu

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

Salvador Dali

All of my books have been about authentic Italian food in Italy and bringing that message about simple and authentic food.

Lidia Bastianich

We were raised in an Italian-American household, although we didn't speak Italian in the house. We were very proud of being Italian, and had Italian music, ate Italian food.

Francis Ford Coppola

I'd love everyone to try authentic Italian food.

Gino D'Acampo

Celebrity has its uses. I can always get a seat in any restaurant.

Julia Child

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

Hari Kondabolu

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with peril.

Kayleen Schaefer

He who is accustomed to give account of his life at confession here will not fear to give an answer at the terrible judgment-seat of Christ. It is for this purpose that the mild tribunal of penitence was here initiated, in order that we, being cleansed and amended through penitence here below, may give an answer without shame at the terrible judgment-seat of Christ.