A Quote by J. K. Rowling

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

J. K. Rowling

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Hogwarts Seat Send Toilet Toilet Seat

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J. K. Rowling
English - Author
Born: July 31, 1965

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

J. K. Rowling

I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

J. K. Rowling

Well, one of the myths early on that I think is one of the funnier things we've done is airline toilet seats. That one was about a large woman that sat down on a seat in an airline and flushed the toilet and got stuck on it.

Jamie Hyneman

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Andy Warhol

Send me money, send me green, and Heaven you will meet. Make your contribution and you'll get a better seat.

James Hetfield

In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next.

Doug Ford

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

Rob Delaney

I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.

Nate Dogg

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat.

Zach Anner

You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.

Emily Weiss

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us something worth knowing, Bring us back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot.

J. K. Rowling

I have always stated I designed the stadium as a toilet seat. I don't care if this is a great cultural event or a national symbol. It has nothing to do with me. It deals with the city.