A Quote by Jack Nicholson

This town needs an enema! — © Jack Nicholson
This town needs an enema!

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The world needs an enema.
Everyone needs a small-town banker. Especially in a big town.
The world needs saints who have genius, just as a plague-stricken town needs doctors.
Truth is like nuclear waste: it needs to be dealt with carefully. Sometimes it needs to be buried way, way out of town. And sometimes it should never be uncovered at all.
All who have come to me must have enema each day.
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.
Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.
I really work hard to shape the song so that it's attractive... You don't want to give people the information in an enema.
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.
A town is a thing like a colonial animal. A town has a nervous system and a head and shoulders and feet. A town is a thing separate from all other towns alike. And a town has a whole emotion. How news travels through a town is a mystery not easily to be solved. News seems to move faster than small boys can scramble and dart to tell it, faster than women can call it over the fences.
Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema.
If you look at any sitcom that you watch, if it takes place in, say, a small town in Massachusetts, and it's about the dynamics of the people in that town, the showrunner probably grew up in a town like that, witnessed things, and created content.
I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.
What I say is, a town isn't a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it's got a bookstore it knows it's not fooling a soul.
It's a tough town, it's a loving town, it's a supportive town, and that's why so many great news people, journalists have come through Chicago or are from Chicago.
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