A Quote by Jack Osbourne

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid. — © Jack Osbourne
I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.
Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.
Every day is a brand-new, completely crazy fantasy-adventure, where I'm either kicking ass or kicking balls. It's all part of the job. All of that is really fun for everyone. It plays like a comic book superhero.
I've always been a big guy, whether it's been a fat kid, a fat young adult, or a fat adult. I was always sort of... I guess the term would be 'popular.' I never dealt with a lot of name-calling or any of the bullying you'd think a fat kid might have to deal with.
I never had a desire to be famous... I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses... You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Because you always think that you just look a little bit wrong or a little bit different from everyone else. And I still sort of have that.
Being a fat kid - FFK, former fat kid - helped round me out, no pun intended. I'm a better adult because I wasn't treated well as a child.
Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass.
Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
As an artist, that's our job - to be with you in times of celebration and when the world is kicking your ass.
I was fat when I was a kid. I was a little chunkier, but that's boring because everyone was fat when they were a kid, right? Didn't we all go through a chubby stage? Mine maybe lasted a little longer - mine went until, like, the end of high school.
"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."
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