A Quote by Jane Wagner
I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.
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A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
In philosophy, as in politics, the longest distance between two points is a straight line.
We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line.
For time is the longest distance between two places.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.
A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.
As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve.
Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
The straight line is regarded as the shortest distance between two people, as if they were points.
A short story is the shortest distance between two points; a novel is the scenic route.
And in between the two, in between the sky and the sea, were all the winds. And there were all the nights and all the moons. To be a castaway is to be a point perpetually at the centre of a circle. However much things may appear to change-the sea may shift from whisper to rage, the sky might go from fresh blue to blinding white to darkest black-the geometry never changes. Your gaze is always a radius. The circumference is ever great. In fact, the circles multiply. To be a castaway is to be caught in a harrowing ballet of circles.
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