A Quote by Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

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Janeane Garofalo
American - Comedian
Born: September 28, 1964

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

Janeane Garofalo

There are lots of things, including changing the kind of inner dialog, that can mitigate anxiety. And yes, there are people who have the glass half full and glass half empty, and I'm afraid the glass is going to break and I'll cut myself on the shards.

Scott Stossel

I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and call it half-empty; I see a glass that's completely full and worry that someone's going to tip it over.

Peter McWilliams

I always see the glass as half full and prefer to look on the bright side of life.

Alli Simpson

You're the type who thinks of the glass as being half full, instead of half empty. "No," she said, "I'm just grateful for the glass.

Richard Paul Evans

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

George Carlin

People tell me, "You're such an optimist". Am I an optimist? An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. A survivalist is practical. He says, "Call it what you want, but just fill the glass." I believe in filling the glass.

Louis Zamperini

The problem with you is that you always see a glass of milk half empty instead of half filled.

Jodi Picoult

If you are glass half empty type of person, maybe you just haven’t been holding the right glass

Richard Branson

Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or half empty? The issue is whether it quenches your thirst.

Larry Winget

I was brought up to always see the glass half full instead of half empty and played my cricket that way.

AB de Villiers

People are either glass-half-empty or glass-half-full. I always think hopefully.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

Pessimists, we're told, look at a glass containing 50% air and 50% water and see it as half empty. Optimists, in contrast, see it as half full. Engineers, of course, understand the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.