A Quote by Jase Robertson

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Jase Robertson

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Cords Duct Tape Extension Fixed Most Tape Things

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Jase Robertson
American - Celebrity
Born: August 16, 1969

What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.

Cornelia Funke

Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.

Jeffrey Donovan

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

Andy Weir

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

Larry Wall

But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had the roll of duct tape instead, which, when you came to think about it, was a far more practical item. Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.

Nancy Werlin

Everybody has stories about using duct tape. Of course, most don't try to lift a car with it.

Grant Imahara

People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can't beat that. Let's look for one with scotch or masking.

Aaron Karo

Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.

Charlie Campbell

All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?

Garrison Keillor

Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.

Taylor Stevens

I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.