A Quote by Jason Bateman

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face. — © Jason Bateman
I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.
My name is not 'William Shatner.'
My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!
William Shatner just reeks of cool.
I've seen more convincing wigs on William Shatner.
William Shatner is living proof that if you are talented and nice, you can work in this industry forever.
I found out that superstars Winkler and William Shatner are real people, and I was so thankful for that.
Pretty much anything William Shatner is in is great. He's great at playing that 'I'm the only one sane in the world' character.
You should check out William Shatner's album The Transformed Man. It will alter the way you hear poetry forever. And not in a good way.
Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.
William Shatner has one style. We have completely contrasting personalities. We're very good friends. I adore him, but we're very different people, so they were smart enough to write characters that reflected that.
Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with a perplexed expression on his face. "Well, eat it back up," William hissed. "Don't waste it." Cough gave a tiny whine. "I'm not eating your puke." Cough panted at him. "No.
I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !
My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.
In L.A., fat people are mythical. We're like Big Foot. 'Oh, yeah, my cousin knows someone who's fat.' Nobody's fat in L.A.
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish
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