A Quote by Jasper Carrott
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure.
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[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right.
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