A Quote by Jasper Carrott

Try telling people in the Seventies that butter was healthier for you than margarine, and they would force feed you with Stork. — © Jasper Carrott
Try telling people in the Seventies that butter was healthier for you than margarine, and they would force feed you with Stork.
There was never any butter in our home. Just margarine. My parents acted like butter was lethal. I don't think I ever saw either one have a piece of butter. I would go over to friends' houses and down sticks of butter.
Margarine? That's not food. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can. If you're planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won't be able to help you.
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic.
I spend so much of my day at work. I would like to have the workplace be part of a healthier strategy. Reminding me more about walking the steps rather than taking that elevator. Not just promoting healthier food in the cafeteria, but providing information on healthier choices. I use it when I look at the alternatives.
The artificial primacy of defense among our national priorities is a constant unearned windfall for some, but it's privation for the rest of America; it steals from what we could be and can do. In Econ 101, they teach that the big-picture fight over national priorities is guns versus butter. Now it's butter versus margarine—guns get a pass. Overall, we're weaker for it, and at enormous cost.
I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If I'm going to eat that type of food, it's going to be the real deal.
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.
When I'm developing a recipe with brown butter - I know how much butter I want in the end and I so I start with more butter than I'll need.
Now, if we only had as many casks of butter as there are people here, then I would eat lots of butter!
It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want. It makes more money.
When you help make people healthier, it makes the nation healthier; it makes the world healthier. It makes the economy healthier.
When you help make people healthier, it makes the nation healthier, it makes the world healthier, it makes the economy healthier.
Most creatures in nature die consciously. Cobras, for instance, choose a particular place on a particular branch of the tree. Many a times, I would try to force-feed them out of my misplaced compassion, but they would just puke and go back to sit on the same branch.
I try not to force my sound on everybody. I try to yield unto each artist and... I try to just support that sound rather than force a sound that might not fit.
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