A Quote by Jasper Carrott

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Jasper Carrott

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Jasper Carrott
English - Comedian
Born: March 14, 1945

Right before Pamela Anderson met Tommy Lee I got this crazy script to do this incredible movie with her where I play this cop with a young partner like Brad Pitt who is in love with Pamela Anderson and he gets killed in the line of duty and she falls in love with me and it gets really crazy. I turned that down.

Hulk Hogan

Of course, it's a mystery to me why any American who can't be bothered to pay attention to politics unless Pamela Anderson is discussing it should be welcome in that conversation.

Jonah Goldberg

That would make a great Instagram photo - me and David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson.

Alexandra Daddario

Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.

Conan O'Brien

Obviously, you've got to make the chase first, so first things first - get in the chase. But I've been saying it all along since last year, I want to skip the first 26 races and I want to go right to the last 10 again. That's where they pay the money. That's the championship is the last 10, so kind of whatever we do in the first 26 has a big impact because you've got to make the chase and the higher up you are the better, but the real focus is those last 10.

Greg Biffle

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

Chuck Klosterman

I thought about how many preconcieved prejudices would crumble when i trotted right along for 26 miles.

Bobbi Gibb

Running 26 miles is a feat that demands respect, no matter how long it takes.

Steve Kornacki

My very first tattoo was a crown of thorns around my upper left arm that I have since gotten covered up, because I got it right before Pamela Anderson came out with 'Barb Wire.'

Brett Young

The difference between Marilyn Monroe and the early Pamela Anderson is not that great.

Hugh Hefner

Obviously, in my past, I had a quite wild relationship with Pamela Anderson.

Bret Michaels

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

David Letterman

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

Denis Leary

I started running, and I hated it. Of course, everyone hates running for the first mile. If you're running two miles or twenty miles, it always hurts. Now I live it. I look forward to it. It's really good. It clears my head.

Pamela Anderson

People like Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford and Pamela Anderson have done Playboy, and look at their careers!

Danielle O'Hara

When the contemplative mind is a French mind, it is content, for the most part, to contemplate France. When the contemplative mind is an English mind, it is liable to be seized at any moment by an importunate desire to contemplate Morocco or Labrador.

Agnes Repplier

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