A Quote by Jasper Fforde

Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature. — © Jasper Fforde
Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
I was in love with Darth Vader. He was extremely sexy to me. Once I had almost a sexual dream about Darth Vader. At the moment he was about to pull his helmet off, my husband woke me up and I was so annoyed. I told him, "I was on my way to kiss Darth Vader."
I always liked Darth Vader. I remember, when I was a kid, I went to the toy store for the Darth Vader pencil case. I took that to school for years.
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.
I was dressed like Darth Vader. Vader was my man, even with the villainy. He wore all black and had a deep voice; he reminded me of my uncle. I had a cheap mask-cape combo, the kind available at any pharmacy during October.
I'm not a hopeless romantic. I'm quite the reverse. I'm a nasty piece of work, an ego maniac.
To me, Darth Vader is the epitome of evil.
Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
I think I would like to kiss Darth Vader.
I loved Luke Skywalker and I loved Darth Vader and I loved watching them work it out.
It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.
Every Luke Skywalker needs his Darth Vader.
An A's fan made me a Darth Vader helmet but painted in A's colors.
I'm a huge Star Wars fan. I lost my Darth Vader watch.
Darkness is good. Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power.
When I was nine, I got my head stuck in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader.
Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil.
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