A Quote by Jay Leno

Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.

Jay Leno

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Jay Leno
American - Comedian
Born: April 28, 1950

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

Jay Leno

Everyday I eat some soup. This is part of our culture - our mommies and grammies make it, and at any restaurant in Serbia, you can go in and find some soup. There might be minestrone, butternut squash, chicken noodle soup, tomato soup, mushroom soup, lamb soup. Whatever you can find, you can make a soup with that.

Boban Marjanovic

I especially like to make my own ginkgo soup, bean curd sheet soup, and red bean soup. This way, I can control the sugar portions.

Alvin Leung

No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.

Elsie de Wolfe

Every meal I want to start with soup.

Boban Marjanovic

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal.

Ina Garten

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.

Austin O'Malley

The last time I ordered soup in a restaurant was - well, let me see - possibly never. That's because in my mind, soup is something to be made and eaten at home, ideally with a cuddly animal at your feet in front of a blazing fireplace while the wind whips outside.

Claire Saffitz

Never, under any circumstance, do I touch soup, as I do not believe in building a meal on a lake.

Elsie de Wolfe

Soup is to the meal, what the hostesses smile of welcome is to the party. A prelude to the goodness to come.

Louis Pullig De Gouy

We lived near a supermarket, and whatever they threw away, we would get it, and my mother would make soup. Or she would get a big can of lard, a big can of meal, a big can of flour, a big can of beans, and fix the same meal for months.

Ernie Banks

It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without soup or bread in it.

M. F. K. Fisher

It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without soup or bread in it

M. F. K. Fisher

The sign said 'The Green Turtle, Chelonia myadas, is the source of turtle soup....' I am the source of William G. soup if it comes to that. Everyone is the source of his or her kind of soup. In a town as big as London, that's a lot of soup walking around.

Russell Hoban

People are simply screwing up when they go out and buy beefsteak, which is killing them with cancer and heart troubles. The stuff costs a fortune, too. You could feed a thousand people with lentil soup for the cost of half a dozen filets.