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Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

Jay Leno

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Jay Leno
American - Comedian
Born: April 28, 1950

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Simon Schama

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Andy Roddick

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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.

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Jamaal Bowman

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Richard Grenell

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Jonah Goldberg

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