A Quote by Jay London

I was born nine months premature.

Jay London

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Jay London
American - Comedian

think of it this way," he said "It took nine months to get you born, so doesn't it figure it would take nine months to get you dead?

Neal Shusterman

I was born two months premature with jaundice, twisted legs and a hole in my heart.

Gok Wan

I really try to ask myself the question of nine. Will this matter in nine minutes, nine hours, nine days, nine weeks, nine months or nine years? If it will truly matter for all of those, pay attention to it.

Whitney Wolfe Herd

Women have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.

Noel Gallagher

A newborn already has nine months of experience when she is born.

T. Berry Brazelton

People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support.

Robert Breault

Don't be hard on yourself! You just had a baby. It took nine months to get there, and I believe it takes nine months to get back. For me, I really watched what I ate and exercised as much as I could with three kids.

Gena Lee Nolin

Omar Sharif and I spent nine months in the desert, day after day for nine months.

Peter O'Toole

I am an adoptive parent. My wife and I adopted our daughter nine years ago. She was born in China. We have been her parents since she was nine and a half months old, and we don't know very much about her life before we first took her into our arms.

Tom Junod

Physical existence is so cramped.We grow old and bent over like embryos.Nine months passes;it is time to be born. The lamb wants to graze green daylight. There are ways of being born twice,of coming to where you fly,not individually like birds, but as the sun moves with his bride,sincerity.

Rumi

He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.

Paul Reiser

I love comics work, and I hope I never stop doing it. But at the same time, I have my own law practice that I've built up over quite a while - it's been more than a decade that I've spent building that business - so it seems a little premature to just shut it down after nine months of working at a high level in comics. We'll see.

Charles Soule

When a child is born, a father is born. A mother is born, too of course, but at least for her it's a gradual process. Body and soul, she has nine months to get used to what's happening. She becomes what's happening. But for even the best-prepared father, it happens all at once. On the other side of a plate-glass window, a nurse is holding up something roughly the size of a loaf of bread for him to see for the first time.

Frederick Buechner

Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew!

Paul Heyman

It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves.

Bill Maher

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

Evan Esar

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