A Quote by Jay Mohr

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Jay Mohr

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Jay Mohr
American - Actor
Born: August 23, 1970

I guess if you're a professional mascot, you're doing it for the money, but a college mascot just wants to be out there.

Fred Willard

I was never the mascot of the Georgia football team.

Wayne Knight

My team good, we don’t really need a mascot.

Drake

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

Jay Mohr

Your spouse, a sibling, a friend need to read your drafts. They have to be people unafraid to tell you what sucks. For early feedback, that's more important than professional editorial skill. Most people know what sucks.

Douglas Brunt

Have a vision. Sell your program. Your team is going to reflect you.

Mark Gottfried

I'm often asked how to start investing with little or no money. Please hear this as this is the hardest thing for people to understand: you do NOT invest with money! You invest with your mind! No matter what the field, your biggest asset is your mind. Once you have knowledge, you find deals, find your team and use other people’s money. You sell the deal and your team to get investment money.

Robert Kiyosaki

I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.

Tucker Max

We don't sell a car, we sell a dream. We are Italy's national team. There are many great soccer teams in our country, but there is only one Ferrari.

Luca Cordero di Montezemolo

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

Louis C. K.

It's not your life that sucks...it's your thinking that sucks!

Louise Hay

You've got to tell a story, paint a vision, know your metrics and sell, sell, sell.

Mitch Harper

I had to sell my house and make a lot of sacrifices to become a writer, and it sucks not to get taken seriously.

Paul Cleave

If you're a poor white person and your life sucks, it's easy for you to blame Hispanics cos you don't want to look in the mirror and say, 'I'm the reason my life sucks.' The Republicans do a good job exploiting that.