A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

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You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

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You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

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