A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

I promise you, your hotel room is going to be no more comfortable than my RV. And I'm going to tell you, you might prefer my RV. I swear to God, it's really that comfortable. Awnings outside, and if you want to cook outside, a tailgate kind of thing. There's a fridge that's underneath and comes outside. It's beautiful.

Joe Maddon

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

The thing about my fridge is, it's a family fridge, so there's a little of something everybody likes in there.

Martina McBride

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you think of the ice caps as the fridge of our planet, if your fridge at home died, the food you eat would go rotten, and you'd starve.

Orlando Bloom

I wish anyone in this world could go to his fridge and pick whatever he wants. Because the day you open your fridge and there is nothing in it, it is difficult.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

You don't want to wait until something horrible happens to get help. Admit that something's not right. You might not know exactly what, but you still want to go get it checked out.

Jenifer Lewis

My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the fridge. But there isn't a ton of stuff you would cook with.

Vanessa Bayer

The men who go out the scientists who go out, they have so much fun on the way that when they get there well it's done. So they're looking for another thing. You see the objective may remain the same - the search - but you must get lost on the way, get stupid to my mind, this is what you do in theatre; a team of people go out to look for something, they find, maybe, something else.

Joan Littlewood

I grew up in North Carolina, and they have a soft drink called Sun Drop. I love the diet version of it. It's the greatest thing on the face of the earth. I always have it in my fridge - bus fridge and home fridge.

Eric Church

Once you become somebody, that don't mean you distance yourself from people. There is no such thing as no one can walk the streets or go outside. That I will never believe. There might be some fanfare. There might be some paparazzi, but you can control that. All you have to do is maintain the person you were before that when you would tell someone to back up or get out of my way or just stop and address people. Give them what they want. Have a smile, kick a few lyrics, and be out.

Michael Bivins

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Jeff Foxworthy

Even a tourist can tell in a Roman street that he is in something and not outside of something as he would be in most cities. In Rome to go out is to go home.

Eleanor Clark

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