A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

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I mean, you can't walk down the aisle in Westminster Abbey in a strapless dress, it just won't happen - it has to suit the grandeur of that aisle, it's enormous.