A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

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I never experienced much outright anti-Semitism. While we learned about the Holocaust - endlessly, it felt like - no spray-painted swastika ever appeared on my childhood landscape. Jewish persecution was an ever-looming reality, but always an abstract one.

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I might be living in a cardboard box under a freeway overpass, homeless, but I won't be silenced.

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Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling.

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