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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Jeff Foxworthy

I always mention stacking the dishwasher - any opportunity. But it's the consequences - it's the food poisoning and the potential death that will come with not loading the dishwasher properly.

Jon Richardson

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight.

Emma McLaughlin

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get drunk, beat his wife - and watch TV.

Robert M. Hutchins

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.

Ray Romano

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