A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

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Your mother calls and says she hasn't seen you for a long time. The first year: You invite her for a week. You give her your room, and you both sleep on the lumpy studio couch. The fifth year: Your mother sleeps on the lumpy studio couch. The tenth year: You send the children to mother.

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If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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It's a myth that if you're liked by only four people it must be good. It might also be very bad: they might be your mother, your brother, your uncle and your aunt.

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You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

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Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

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My only objection to the arrangements there is the two-in-a-bed system. It is bad. But let your words and conduct be perfectly pure - such as your mother might know without bringing a blush to your cheek. If not already mentioned, do not tell your mother of the doubling in bed.

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