A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
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I was able to see the lights coming from China. If maybe I could go where the lights are I could find something to eat, that's why I escaped.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
I've been an agnostic for as long as I can remember ... so I don't know where we go. But if it turns out that the lights are just turned off and nothing happens, well, that's okay.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.
In a theater experience, the words and the feelings are the most important - the lights coming on and off are the only equipment.
If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Dating is hard enough in the light, so I can't wait to see what unfolds when the lights are off!
With stage, you feel completely like you're just in a bubble. I love not being able to see anything. I love coming out and I can't see anything because the lights are so bright and it's pitch black. That's ideal for me, that's when I have the best time.
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