A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
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Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.
The greatest invention of the nineteenth century was the invention of the method of invention.
We sometimes forget that human invention can also be a subject of human invention: that might seem a modern notion, or a postmodern one, but novelists have taken time - sometimes time out from their realist fixations - to source and satirise the speech and power we rely on.
One might think that the money value of an invention constitutes its reward to the man who loves his work. But... I continue to find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
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