A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

You can bring your children and your Grandma to my show. Grandma might have to cover her ears, but it won't be because she'll be hearing anything nasty... just because it'll be loud.

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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Jeff Foxworthy

When starting a new business, people get blinders on. They have an idea, they stick to the idea, but they don't test it or check with their potential audience to see if this is a good idea. It happens all the time. Talk to your customers, see what they like and what you can change or not change.

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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

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Sometimes you have to just plug away, plug away in your game of football and maybe when your opponent gets a bit more tired you get that little extra metre and that's when you score the goals.

Freddie Ljungberg

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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One might ask why tobacco is legal and marijuana not. A possible answer is suggested by the nature of the crop. Marijuana can be grown almost anywhere, with little difficulty. It might not be easily marketable by major corporations. Tobacco is quite another story.

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In Europe, when tobacco was first introduced, it was immediately banned. In Turkey, if you got caught with tobacco, you had your nose slit. China and Russia imposed the death penalty for possession of tobacco.