A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

I believe that behind both the person who weighs 400 pounds and the one who weighs 85 there is a lot of baggage, and it has nothing to do with their bodies.

Kirstie Alley

The brain weighs only three pounds, yet it is the most complex object in the solar system.

Michio Kaku

Because we always have to wear a uniform to compete, my teammates and I look the exact same. My belt is the only accessory that I get to choose. I usually wear a yellow cloth belt with cherries or a leather belt with a beautiful tree buckle that I got at a thrift store.

Hannah Kearney

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

Jeff Foxworthy

You can win as long as you chose your battles. You can win more arguments then you might think as a writer, even though you legally have no recourse, and your script can get muddied and altered in any way possible. You can use reason, logic, and passion to argue persuasively for a case in your favor. So what I've learned is to just basically not buckle - not be belligerent, not be angry, not throw fits, but just not buckle.

Shane Black

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Jeff Foxworthy

A black belt is nothing more than a belt that goes around your waist. Being a black belt is a state of mind and attitude. Even though surrounded By several enemies set to attack, Fight with the thought That they are but one.

Morihei Ueshiba

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people.

Richard Simmons

The more kilos you have to move around, the more it weighs on your knees. Then of course in terms of stamina, the way you move around, it's a little extra. It might not be much, but when you exercise with two, three extra kilos, you can feel a difference; it's important.

Amelie Mauresmo

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Jeff Foxworthy

The brain immediately confronts us with its great complexity. The human brain weighs only three to four pounds but contains about 100 billion neurons.