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You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I’m pissing on your rug. What do you think I’m doing? (Zarek) I’m blind. For all I know you really are peeing on my rug, which is a very nice rug incidentally, so I hope you’re kidding. (Astrid)

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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

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You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

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You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

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