A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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Like this gas tank, you are overflowing with preconceptions, full of useless knowledge. You hold many facts and opinions, yet know little of yourself. Before you can learn, you'll have to first empty your tank.

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If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

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You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

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I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet.

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You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

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The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

Milton Berle

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

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Unless you've also had some experience dragging around a boat trailer, [topping off the gas tank] may not sound important. But trailer driver's know: a gas stop can be a traumatic experience. You need enough clearance on every possible side. You can't cut the turn too sharp or you'll clip the gas pump. Getting back on the freeway can be as challenging as sending a man to the moon.

Brad Alan Lewis

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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