A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
People were like, "Oh maybe we can change your teeth" and I thought that was going a bit far. You have to be really strong in this job and realise that you are your own boss and if someone tells you to do something, you don't have to do it. I really like my teeth.
And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?
Music in a movie might tell you about longing. It might tell you about fear. It might tell you any number of things, but it tells you something different. Something happy might be going on, but there can be this little sad tinge underneath that tells you something.
If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
It's interesting to see how a lot of people don't see the other side of the coin. Since they haven't been there. Someone might suggest your character say something that they'd never say. It doesn't occur to them that there are people who think differently about something, from another perspective.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
If you do a job where someone tells you exactly what to do, they will find someone cheaper than you to do it. And yet our schools are churning out kids who are stuck looking for jobs where the boss tells them exactly what to do.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.
I have been together with my husband for 33 years. Romance can still be there if you don't see each other brushing your teeth. There's something very nasty about brushing your teeth and then all that flossing.
If your mom asks you to do the dishes, do not pull out your pirate attitude. But if someone tells you you're not good enough, says your dreams are too lofty, or claims there is no room in showbiz for a dancing violinist - well then, by all means, pull out your eye patch, my friend, and take to the high seas.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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