A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car.

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You can be locked away in prison and be free if your mind is not a prison. Or you can be walking around with lots of credit cards and be in a prison, the prison of your own mind, the prison of your illusions.

Frederick Lenz

Imagine being served a plate of sushi. But this plate also holds all of the animals that were killed for your serving of sushi. The plate might have to be five feet across.

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You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Jeff Foxworthy

I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' So what? My dad will shag your dad..and your dad will enjoy it.