A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

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For a number of years, I wasn't consuming any dairy and suffered some injuries. At the time, I wasn't taking advantage of a wholesome diet with dairy and cheese and milk. Once I started implementing the dairy, including chocolate milk, I started to feel the difference.