A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

What gives these corporations like CONOCO, SHELL, EXXON, DIASHAWA, ITT, RIO TINTO ZINC, and the WORLD BANK a right which supercedes or is superior to my human right to live on my land, or that of my family, my community, my nation, our nations, and to us as women?

Winona LaDuke

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon!

Alexandra Paul

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

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You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

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You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

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You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

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