A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Jeff Foxworthy

In the middle of my second year at school, in 1943, I got drafted into the army, was gone for three years, and when I came back, I tried to get into the painting classes which I wanted, but because of all the returned GIs [the GI Bill], everyone was in school and the classes were all full. So I looked at the catalogue and found that there was a ceramic class offered and that there was space in that. I registered for a ceramic class and some drawing classes.

Warren MacKenzie

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

Jeff Foxworthy

For a number of years at my public elementary school in rural Maine, I was treated like all the other girls in school. That changed in September 2007 when a male classmate, set on a path by his grandfather, followed me into the girls' restroom. The end result was that I had to use the school's staff bathroom - just me, no one else.

Nicole Maines

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

School cross country runs started because the rugby pitches were flooded. There was an alternative: extra studying. This meant there were plenty of runners on sports afternoons.