A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

Jeff Foxworthy

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days

Angelo Dundee

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.

Danny Brown

The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer in the entire known world. All the other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer, and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Dave Barry

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his dietary protein needs, 12 percent of the carbohydrates, 9 percent of essential phosphorus, 7 percent of his riboflavin, and 5 percent of niacin. Should he go on to immoderate beer drinking, he becomes a walking vitamin pill.

Barbara Holland

I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England, that's a very common thing.

Wade Barrett

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

Tony Finau

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water.

Jacob Rees-Mogg

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

Jeff Foxworthy

At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine is at 50 degrees. We take it seriously, but I'm actually not that big of a drinker.