A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

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You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

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You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

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If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

I'm not going to just stop doing it because I got hurt once. People get hurt in car wrecks every day, and they don't stop driving the car the rest of their life to work. It's my passion. It's what I want to do with my life. It's a part of what I do.

Tony Stewart

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.

Billy Carter

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

In a river mist, if another boat knocks against yours, you might yell at the other fellow to stay clear. But if you notice then, that it's an empty boat, adrift with nobody aboard, you stop yelling. When you discover that all the others are drifting boats, there's no one to yell at. And when you find out you are an empty boat, there's no one to yell.

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