A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Jeff Foxworthy

I worked as a receptionist in England for a couple of years whilst I was building up my business. I decided to take a massive pay cut from my full-time job and work as a receptionist so I could make my own business work.

Tan France

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

I dare say it is rather hard to be a rat,” she mused. “Nobody likes you. People jump and run away and scream out: ‘Oh, a horrid rat!’ I shouldn’t like people to scream and jump and say: ‘Oh, a horrid Sara!’ the moment they saw me, and set traps for me, and pretend they were dinner. It’s so different to be a sparrow. But nobody asked this rat if he wanted to be a rat when he was made. Nobody said: ‘Wouldn’t you rather be a sparrow?

Frances Hodgson Burnett

It is the strain of walking around the world-down the street, riding city buses and elevators, moving from place to place to place-and not knowing who might want to destroy you, who might like to fill your heart with poison, who might rob you and stab you, who might stand above you in the dark with a tarantula.

Joe Meno

My place, your place, slapped face, rat race.

Roger Daltrey

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

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