A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

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You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

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