A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, meant-to-be coming together of circumstance. You walk out there to do your first 'Tonight Show': Is the audience going to be hot? Are you going to be on fire? It's like an athlete: Are you going to have your moves at a peak?

Garry Shandling

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Jeff Foxworthy

I know just one thing is those guys, KG and everyone, they're hungry. They want it bad. Sam's the only one that's had that, has the ring. Other than him, everybody else over there, we want it bad.

Latrell Sprewell

One of the things that I truly have had to learn, sometimes the hard way, but that I'd like to share with you is to trust your own instincts no matter what people might say about you, no matter what criticism or what negativity might come your way for just being who you are, and just being yourself, it's so important. Tonight is your night.

Christina Aguilera

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

Bubba Watson

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

Jeff Foxworthy

I look at the progressive policies that have marginalized black dads. They push them to the side and say, 'You're not needed.' Uncle Sam is going to be the dad: he's going to provide for the kids; he's going to feed the kids.

David A. Clarke, Jr.

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