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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might not believe it, but there are times when I feel the TV and radio shows demand more of me than those Sunday afternoon games.

Boomer Esiason

I always like to do sound design, and in movies, you have more leeway with that, but I don't really notice that sound design is being used in TV other than just location sound.

Reed Morano

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

Jeff Foxworthy

After a pretty amazing year that included more wins than I thought possible, I rang in 2013 by watching the Times Square ball drop on TV... and then heading directly to bed. It might not have been the typical New Year's Eve for a 21-year-old, but what can I say? It was a training night!

Ashley Wagner

tend to be better at describing feelings and ideas, and worse at painting a picture of any physical thing. I have terrible spatial reasoning skills so even if I were describing my girlfriend, whom I see every day, it sound like I was talking about a child's drawing of her. "Very beautiful. Glasses. Brown hair. Super smart brain. Bigger than our dog. Smaller than me".

Josh Gondelman

I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly tendencies, but I wanted to listen to something a little more meaningful than "Redneck Woman" or whatever.

Lydia Loveless

The biggest challenge has been simulating a tornado with wind machines and dirt and debris. Right when you walk on the set, you feel the energy of a tornado. But the hardest thing is trying to get dialogue out in all of that.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

It is well known that strong to violent tornado activity in the US has decreased markedly since statistics began in the 1950s, which has also been a period of average warming. So, if anything, global warming causes FEWER tornado outbreaks...not more. In other words, more violent tornados would, if anything, be a sign of 'global cooling,' not 'global warming.'

Roy Spencer

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

Jeff Foxworthy

Blue' is actually my favorite chapter because it captures sadness more than the other chapters. That might sound weird but I've always been drawn to the rawest emotions.

Bea Miller

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