A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

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You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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Take my handkerchief, Scarlett. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.

Margaret Mitchell

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

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You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

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You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

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You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

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Or you might shout at the top of your lungs or whisper into your sleeve, "I hate you, God." That is a prayer too, because it is real, it is truth, and maybe it is the first sincere thought you've had in months.

Anne Lamott

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

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