A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — © Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
'Sesame Street' early on and then 'Little House on the Prairie' was a big deal in our house. I always identified with 'Little House' because they were wanderers, and there was something about being an immigrant.
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
Growing up, I remember watching 'Little House on the Prairie' and 'L.A. Law' and being so obsessed with it.
As I kid, I read the 'Little House on the Prairie' series and was sad when I got to the last book.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
For my 9th birthday, my only wish was to eat like a farmer boy. I had devoured 'The Little House on the Prairie' book series and wanted to be like Almanzo Wilder, the protagonist of 'Farmer Boy,' one of the later installments in the 'Little House' series.
I loved Frances Hodgson Burnett, who wrote 'The Little Princess' and 'The Secret Garden.' And I loved the 'Little House on the Prairie' books by Laura Ingalls Wilder.
I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly tendencies, but I wanted to listen to something a little more meaningful than "Redneck Woman" or whatever.
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
My earliest memories would be 'Little House On The Prairie.' I also really liked watching 'Three's Company.'
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